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I have your children in the other room

a way to show your friends how much you want something when they deny it.
dude 1: hey dude wanna come with me to soobway
dude 2: I'm kinda busy at the moment, sorry
dude 1: I have your children in the other room
dude 2: oh shit, but I have your children in the other room too, soooo
dude 1: it didn't have to be this way, all i wanted was a sandwich
by kevin_wes September 21, 2018
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Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.
Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
by GSPSlats January 10, 2014
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I have u gave aids idiot

I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.
Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries
by BigPenisWarrior June 24, 2019
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I have 10 children in my basement

When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.
Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?

No, I’m only at 7
by Epic Poggers gamer December 31, 2020
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can i have my face back

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.
Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!
by ChuckChuckGoof December 5, 2022
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I like girls who like girls

A sound that blew up on Tiktok bc a bunch of strait guys were lip syncing to it. People said wlw isn’t something you should fetishize
I like girls who like girls *wink* YEAAAAAA I like, I like girls who like girls” - Noah Beck
by TrashCan.Under.The.Bridge April 20, 2021
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i just spoke to chief and he said this is it

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".
Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.
by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018
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