very good looking and makes you bricked up
by ethan boye November 29, 2022

Guy 1: “What’s up with Peter? He looks like he’s dying”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”
by Baroent April 5, 2023

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
Not to be confused with anything faces related
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.
Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!
Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!
Adam: Surprise!
Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!
Adam: Surprise!
by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008
