habemus bathroom

A humorous yet formal-sounding proclamation used to announce that a bathroom has been successfully utilized, indicating the completion of a bodily evacuation or the confirmed occurrence of a sanitary incident within a restroom.

HABEMUS BATHROOM! We have a POOP!

by astrielized January 17, 2026

Lions Bath

Husband says Hey babe I think I'm going to take a shower. Wife says, Baby no just a few more days until you can I want that dick funk.

baby thanks for the lions bath, should I shave yet?

by MikeDABernahy January 26, 2026

The Battle Cats

One of the best tower defense games, made by PONOS and is really fun, can be hard at times as well

Jimmy: hey dude, you play the battle cats, right?

Josh: No

Jimmy: get the fuck out my face

by Mr. Garm February 1, 2026

Human battering ram

Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.

Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.

Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.

Lee: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026

Bad batch

When the little lady stinks below the beltline.

Larry: What did you do all day while I was at work ?

Julie: Worked in the yard even though it was 90 degrees out. How about a little lovin now that you are home?

Larry: I will pass. I'm sure you worked up a bad batch in that heat.

by cut the cards February 6, 2026

Cookie Batter

Female orgasm fluid

Bro, you know eating that cookie batter makes your facial hair blond!?

by DingusMcPingus February 17, 2026

Font bath

A word play of "phông bạt", having almost same pronunciation in vietnamese, Consider as flex, or "fake it till you make it (or can't)"

Thang kia khoe ung ho 100trieu mà sao thấy số dư lên có 1000 vậy, font bath vai lon

by nk63x5 February 24, 2026