Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
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