Middle school syndrome

a rare non-contagious disease were certain individuals who enter the school system almost instantly starts to begin lacking common sense, it can occur over months or over a day, how fast the disease deteriorates your ability to freely think varies from person to person, some case studies find that depending on your position in the school system, from substitute teacher to Assistant Principle, could have a leading factor into the pace of which the disease occurs.

Did you hear that the substitute got fired? yeah... I think she had Middle school syndrome

by The Chair Miester May 5, 2022

Nicki Paranoia Syndrome

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.

Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.

by Anonymous112581 October 16, 2022

Fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPS

When you think can't feel your fitbit cause your so use to wearing it , so you have check and feel your wrist , or look down at your wrist.

I had fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPS for a second so had check my wrist.

by Twebster117 January 22, 2018

First Anime Syndrome

FAS or First Anime Syndrome is a condition that happens when someone completes their first anime and instantly think nothing will ever top it and label it as goated.

Common animes that lead to FAS include: Naruto, One Piece, Demon Slayer, and Attack on Titan.

Person 1 - "Yo Naruto is the most goated show ever and nothing will ever top it."

Person 2 - "stfu man you just got first anime syndrome"

by AntiBiasContent November 12, 2022

reverse meme Syndrome

The act of "Memeing" too much, to the point where you become a normie.

"Wow! David has a bad case of Reverse Meme Syndrome!"
"He used too be cool until he got RMS, now he's a normie"

by ShiftyBiscuits January 17, 2016

dewm syndrome

when you obsess with your parses.

or

when you are a hardcore simp.

Damn, you have dewm syndrome!
You didn't parse high enough, you have dewm symdrome.

by Dewm Banana August 26, 2020

std syndrome

STD Syndrome, stands for 'Suck That D!ck Syndrome' . Basically when you want to talk to someone and they decline by saying you have STD Syndrome, aka you a hoe! and I might end up sucking your dick..

A- Lets facetime.
B- Hell no! You got STD Syndrome! I don't wanna catch that shit.

by holyhannn January 5, 2017