Cock rot

Term for when the cock is stinky and cracked

George has cock rot I think he should get it checked out

by Crocken December 26, 2021

Nice cock

A very interesting and large cock

Woah bro, Nice cock

by Iamsheep June 12, 2022

Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Grady Cock

A Grady Cock is a unit of measurement equal to 5.5 inches.

This jit just jerked his Grady cock, or 5.5 inch shlong, in front of his best friend!

by grady cock lover October 27, 2021

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Dominic has the perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock

perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock

Dominic has the perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock perfect cock

by Save yourself August 27, 2024