I fucking eat my pussy bitch

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs

I fucking eat my pussy bitch and i love it

by pooii November 9, 2019

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

you know what i am saying?

Do you understand what I said?

Hey, bro, you know what i am saying?

by theeternalsmile November 26, 2013

Do I make you horny baby

Something gay fuckers say to make the person they are saying it to horny. They also can say it in a sexy voice.

*says in a sexy voice* Boy-"Do i make you horny baby"

Girl- *cums in her pants*

by your-moms-gay November 14, 2019

I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

by RedDan69 February 21, 2011

Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

by GSPSlats January 10, 2014

You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

by Wise Sempar March 5, 2016