tim bates

Dragging your nuts across something in 4-low

Im Dragging my nuts across your girls face in tim bates 4-low

by SNAFU2003 January 6, 2025

markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025

laksh batra

Used to define a man who is tall, good-looking and charming. Typically of Punjabi descent, Laksh is a name that commands attention. When he walks into the room, you take notice of him. The way he walks, the position of his hands, the apprehension in his eyes. They make up a man who is as gentle as they come and just as hilarious.

Also, usually carry self esteem issues like a coal they swallow time and time again. Regardless of who you are, do not remove that coal from them as it is a part of their internal system now. People like these should be nurtured, not pitied.

Damn, Laksh Batra really has the whole aloof skater thing down to a T.

by Yayurbandicti January 16, 2025

Bean Battle

When two males are on opposite sides of a room. They take their pants off and grip their sack like they are wielding a lance, aimed at each other. They then run at each other like medieval jousting, Until someone gives up.

Hey Jake you up for a bean battle.

by imnotfunny5555 January 19, 2025

The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.

I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes

by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025

maddox batson

American song writer and singer

Maddox Batson, I don't like you anymore

by robstown16 February 7, 2025