Who the hell would send a pic of their dick to a girl if it's that small?!?!?!? Andrew Lovely would.
by JesusLover276 March 13, 2020
Get the Andrew Lovely mug.Something that in nonexistant in most parts of the universe and life in general. It can not be obtained without having so much pain done to your mental psyche that when you actually find it (wich likley wont even happen anyways) you feel so empty that the "relationship" will usually get ruined pretty quickly after it has started.
In some rare cases two people claim they do love each other for much longer than normal. These people usually make a pact called marrige. But these people live out their lives unhappy and end up hating their partners after a couple of years. This leads to a lot of marrige based "accidents" to partners just to get out of the pact and/or to get the other persons money.
tl;dr: Kill yourself
"filthy frank"
In some rare cases two people claim they do love each other for much longer than normal. These people usually make a pact called marrige. But these people live out their lives unhappy and end up hating their partners after a couple of years. This leads to a lot of marrige based "accidents" to partners just to get out of the pact and/or to get the other persons money.
tl;dr: Kill yourself
"filthy frank"
by ScandinavianEmo March 14, 2020
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... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.
... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.
She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020
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It is an essential commodity, that is just not common.
What Is Love?
It is an essential commodity, that is just not common.
What Is Love?
by tidalagomorph June 1, 2020
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Get the namaste with love mug.Dont trust love, it will only hurt u in the end. Sure u will be happy for a while but that wont last long. I have been in love before but it didn’t last as u may ubderstand. Sometimes your parter cheats on u or tells you lies or even takes your insecurities and throw them at your face. If you are in a relationship please get out! You don’t deserve pain.
“Oh are u in love”
“Yes, I am”
“Yesterday he send me a picture of himself shirtless in the mirror with a clear boner”
“Yes, I am”
“Yesterday he send me a picture of himself shirtless in the mirror with a clear boner”
by 123446girl June 3, 2020
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"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"
"Fuck sake."
"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"
"Fuck sake."
by Churdmeister June 3, 2020
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