real nigga shit

real serious shit. People say it to make sure the person they're talking to knows they're real serious about whatever they said.

Nah but real nigga shit I'ma knock that mufucka down at the movies tonight.

by Jason1170 April 25, 2007

Real Piece of Shit

Referring to someone that is the utmost waste of space.

Jeff did you seriously just break my computer, your a Real Piece of Shit you know that.

by Paulg08 August 22, 2008

slow as whale shit

Something that is moving very very slowly

This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit

by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009

Leaning Shit House

A round U.S. Army patch that is the insignia of the First Corps Support Command (1st COSCOM) It pictures an arrow that has the general shape of an outhouse. The arrow leans to the 10 P.M. position, meaning the mission is always accomplished before the 11th hour. 1st COSCOM units that are under Airborne Corps command, wear an Airborne tab above the patch. Then, the insignia is referred to as the ''flying leaning shithouse''.

Come on guys, get the arrow right. Jones, yours is too far to the left. Smith, yours is pointing straight up! It's a leaning shit house !

by oshek July 9, 2011

oh shit handle

the handle in most cars. Commonly known for hanging laundered garments. Also known for its use in grabbing upon during sharp turns or braking.

Hold on. Better grab the oh shit handle

by Bungalow Bill November 18, 2001

Tight Shit

Describes a person, place, or thing that is very uncomfortably large or annoying.

Side Note: Don't be misslead by "Tight" in this phrase.
Tight is often used as "cool or nice".

I heard that my roomate is Tight Shit.

by MisterBooners August 2, 2009