Paris Syndrome

Also known as Alexandra's Affliction or Hugo Psychosis, this is a disease affecting Hugonuts, and a catalyst for many Deirty Girls, named after Alexandra Paris, a well known writer of NSFW Hugo Weaving fanfiction. It causes them to develop extremely unhinged, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 behavior. (yes, you HAVE to say freaky like that)
Symptoms include at least two of the following. Most people affected by Paris Syndrome do not experience every side effect
1. Foot fetish
2. Sexual attraction to figurines
3. Strong craving for black liquids
4. An obsession with a place known as Wordington, insisting that Agent Smith lives there
5. Autoandrophilia
"I'm starting to think the webmaster has Paris Syndrome, this is her sixth post giggling over elf feet"
by nekoriki February 08, 2025
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When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.
"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
by Toddthedouche January 12, 2011
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fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like
I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.
by honoura November 22, 2013
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Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
by john stromboli April 11, 2021
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wallflower syndrome

Feeling sorry for yourself because you choose not to participate.
She wouldn’t get up to dance like everyone else at the party and then complained that she dit thé have fun nor have any friends. She is suffering from wallflower syndrome.
by DallasAnge April 04, 2023
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Fourth-Wall Syndrome

A condition where a fictional character is able to beat the fourth wall, but their meta-awareness becomes debilitating. They will often lose their grasp of the fictional world they live in as they become obsessed with the fourth wall. Other side effects can include but are not limited to, lashing out at the audience, losing awareness of their own fictional world, stress, emotional distress, Borderline Personality Disorder, Depression, etc.
This character, suffering from Fourth-Wall Syndrome, despised his creator, blaming her for every bad thing that ever happened to him.
by GGM_TRM March 17, 2023
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H.T.M. Syndrome

An odd affliction named after heather theresa miller (H.T.M.) when the affected individual has a sudden need to betray all the traits traits make a person human and decides to use drugs, steal from those who are kind to them tweak 24/7 on someone elses dime but still have the audacity to become so fat they almost block out the sun, in the end only to be choked out on their flying barge by non other than Princess Leia as their own child claps in relief.
Motherfucking fat bitch must have contracted H.T.M. Syndrome! all my silverware is gone and the fridge is empty!

fat tweak bitch cock juggling thunder cunt
by TheTictocMan August 14, 2011
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