Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.

- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.

by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021

Kiibomaeda syndrome

A syndrome where you fall in love with dilfs

Most common cause is being exposed to Kiibomaeda's posts of dilfs with no caption. You might resent the posts at first, but with more exposure over time you will develop the syndrome

"Almond cookie is a dilf 🤤"
"You got Kiibomaeda syndrome or something? 🤨"

by ScaredKidd0 August 3, 2021

die syndrome

when your in massive amounts of pain but not enough to kill you but you might as well want to die

mike: bro im having a case of die syndrome rn
ben: why
mike: i ate taco bell bean burrito
ben: damn

by mewhenimjoe August 3, 2021

mikubrawl syndrome

a term given to someone who think they're famous but isn't

'yeah, caroline tweets like she's a celebrity, she has a bad case of mikubrawl syndrome'

by mintyvalentine August 6, 2021

throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022

Option Syndrome

When someone settles because they know a very limited number of attractive individuals of the opposite gender. So they tolerate someone that is completely incompatible with their personality.

Stop tolerating her because you have option syndrome. There are plenty of fish in the sea, stop trying to force it.

by vicorite February 17, 2022

Sudesh Syndrome

Sudesh Syndrome is a rare condition where your balls are perpetually smelly. You cannot control this and it always is like this.

Man I constantly wash myself but my balls smell so bad all the time

Sheet man you got that Sudesh Syndrome

by BakaSewer February 17, 2022