sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.

How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...

by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020

sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do

bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh

by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020

Road sex

The act of having sex while driving. Root word road head the act getting thy penis sucked while driving.

We were doing triple digits while having road sex

by Addison Buchanan December 12, 2022

Ketchup Sex

Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.

by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020

Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆

Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.

by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023

sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.

'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'

by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD

Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all

by ❤💛💚💙💜 January 9, 2022