hunk of hotness

an actual chunk of attractiveness

“did you see that hunk of hotness over there?”- friend1

“oh yeah that’s gabri alessandrini”-friend2

by umm you know :| March 26, 2020

hawaii hot pocket

the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.

Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.

by conqueeftdador III April 5, 2024

phil the hot man

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c

Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018

Hot Carl

A hot carl iz a extremely smelly turd someone just dropped fresh not with use of a toilet.

Damn!!! That fat gurl just dropped a Hot Carl that stunk up the entire gymnasium! Goddamn shes a stinky broad ugh........

by Rhettsterz March 13, 2020

FUCK AS HOT

There are two levels of hotness.
A) Hot as fuck
B) fuck as hot

Yeah, your girl is hot as fuck but Lisa (my girl) is FUCK AS HOT

by THE ONLY KIRKY January 7, 2021

Hot Dog Stevens

A fictional character made up by Nate Quillin.

Hot Dog Stevens is comin' for ya.

by Hot Dog Stevens November 1, 2025

Hot

gerard way and billie joe armstrong, obviously???

gerard way is so hot
billie joe armstrong is so hot

by phantomsaysstuff April 1, 2025