English Cock

The term used when one has a small erect penis.

Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.

by C/s/w July 14, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly

"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"

by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018

Cock snot

Sperm ..cum

She swallowed all of my cock snot

by Panik909 July 30, 2018

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.

Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Clap Cock

When you snipe some one with your fat cock in face.

Brian was tight at Mario and told him to Clap Cock.

by Yerr21 August 19, 2018