When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020
The art of having sex with a girl, the cock part, and then leaving her and never replying to her texts again, the scot part.
by fuckzoe January 16, 2018
A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.
by grugligent November 10, 2022
To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"
Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 02, 2013
a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 07, 2023
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.
by The Double E September 10, 2023