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Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023
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John lightly grazed his hand across lilys leg, it was a turn on. Lily let out a very soft, so very quiet moan but John heard. He began rubbing her legs and eventually her whole body. "Mmhh.." moaned Lily.

She began kissing John with light kisses that eventually became heated and sloppy kisses, and them breathing up for air after each kiss like they couldnt get enough.
They got up and John's hands wandered up to Lily's chest and he unbuckled her bra. He started to rub her boobs as she started to moan and looked down to see John's big erection. It turned her on even more and her pussy became dripping wet.
She pulled down his underwear and began stroking his cock. John was surprised by her doing that and let out a whine.
Lily eventually put his whole length in her mouth and began bobbing her head up and down and sucking every part of him. "A-ah.." John moaned quitely, but loud enough for Lily to hear. It made her even more motivated to pleasure him and she began to roll her tongue all over him. John let out a wispy breath and cummed into her mouth.
"Your turn now" He said.
He flipped Lily over and took off her thong which was dripping wet. He put his finger into her pussy and begin rubbing her clit in circles.

"Ahh~" She moaned out while gripping onto the bed sheets.
After playing with her clit for a while, he started to eat her out. He licked her clit in circular motions and tasted every part of her.
Lily let out a loud gasp as she gripped onto his hair and came as he licked every part of it up.
They just had sex.
by shhdjshdjdbal June 22, 2023
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Combustion Engine Sex

Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt

So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls
Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*
by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025
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sex term

im gonna look for something on ud, oh shit its a sex term
by JM99 Official October 2, 2023
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Sex box

A weapon of a car, often taken off road to compensate for the drivers large balls
Look dougie just took his sex box up the beach!
by user4521 December 19, 2023
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sex

I love sex
by ur mum! January 17, 2022
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Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam
Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020
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