A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.

"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."

by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023

Whale watching

When the girls vagina squirts so much asif a whale was spraying from its blow hole.

Bro I heard you went whale watching yesterday

by Alohaxmahea February 10, 2017

over binge watch

Watching way too much of a show that you turn other people off to a show

Maria over binge watched a show made Kiara not like the show anymore

by Iwantabigfatpie June 18, 2015

retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

Watch Out For The Doors

Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.

*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*

"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.

Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"

by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024