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Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011
mugGet the Wanker Taxmug.

West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
mugGet the West Greene Wankermug.

Wanker

Alisha meant wanker which means a smart persn
Alisha is gay and meant wanker is smart
by Wallah i dont like u September 6, 2020
mugGet the Wankermug.

wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads
Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!
by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022
mugGet the wankermug.

Wanker

A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult
1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!
by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023
mugGet the Wankermug.

Hanky Wanker

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
mugGet the Hanky Wankermug.

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024
mugGet the Tesla wankermug.

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