wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads
Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!
by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022
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wanker

wow! the guy over there is a real wanker!
by dragonhunter44 July 14, 2019
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wanker

When someone is playing the same game 24/7, thus wanking it dry
i can't believe he defeated me that easily, what a wanker, he's probably tied to his chair!
by tishafeed November 16, 2019
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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.
"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"
by TheHammockMan March 29, 2016
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Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle
by Not.me.definitely January 03, 2022
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Trombone wanker

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker
by Reptile penis June 30, 2019
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