by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011
Get the Tom Cruisemug. 1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.
2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers
3. not a nice thing to call a midget
2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers
3. not a nice thing to call a midget
"Tom is no bigger than his father's thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of King Arthur" (wikipedia)
shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
by geek.neo January 2, 2011
Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
by bishname November 18, 2018
Get the Crab Tommug. A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.
Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!
by YxngLee May 16, 2022
Get the Tom Larkemug. Tom Griffiths is a friend who is cool and calm but secretly wants to join his best friend when she does crazy, stupid things. Also a person who likes Both sports and arts.
by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019
Get the Tom Griffithsmug. A person who is always chasing younger females. Although not a pedofile,The closest thing to a pedofile without being one.
by IHateBeadRattlers November 6, 2022
Get the Tom Jeffreymug. 