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Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.
by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011
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tom thumb

1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.

2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers

3. not a nice thing to call a midget
"Tom is no bigger than his father's thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of King Arthur" (wikipedia)

shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
by geek.neo January 2, 2011
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Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*
by bishname November 18, 2018
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Tom Larke

A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.
Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!
by YxngLee May 16, 2022
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Tom Griffiths

Tom Griffiths is a friend who is cool and calm but secretly wants to join his best friend when she does crazy, stupid things. Also a person who likes Both sports and arts.
Person: wow Tom Griffiths is so talented and cool.
by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019
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Tom Jeffrey

A person who is always chasing younger females. Although not a pedofile,The closest thing to a pedofile without being one.
Did you see Tyson is seeing that girl who turned 18 last week”

“Yeah he’s a Tom Jeffrey
by IHateBeadRattlers November 6, 2022
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tom holland

by youbigthot May 29, 2020
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