Good Catch, Tight Snatch

A respectable woman with a career, morals, manners and a fanny that grips like a vice.

I'm from an area where the women have four kids and they're all to 4 different fathers. All on benefits and their diet consits of McDonald's, Greggs or a blow job in a car park and its pointless shagging her because she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab.6
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch

by BuckT February 22, 2022

Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014

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Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Cadaver Snatch

The rotten pocket where the perineum used to be on troons, made from the foreskins and colons of dead bodies.

"Can you smell that? It's like sardines and yeast. That's Jonathan's cadaver snatch"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 22, 2025

Snatch-a-rella

A woman who uses her vagina as a motivational tool

How did she ever get that promotion? I thought she was a dim bulb, but turns out that she is a Snatch-a-rella, one lunch with the boss and she is my supervisor

by in2-a-tive April 17, 2016

the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions

Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast

by Calibra August 12, 2016

free snatching

When a woman does not wear panties.

When free snatching in a skirt, it's important to keep your knees together.

by Pirate92509 July 15, 2017