free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.

Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"

by SMSgt P January 4, 2019

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

Skin ticket

Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin

Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket

Bro2:WTF

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.

Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh

by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020