The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 October 5, 2016
Get the Drift wood mug.The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
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The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.
1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018
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by jeff April 20, 2005
Get the Pecker-Wood mug.1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006
Get the Wood Duck mug.I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010
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