shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

Idaho Licker

Taking a shot of Tequila with salt and lemon - but licking the salt and lemon from the bare skin of your partner.

I think I had too much Idaho Licker last night... my head hurts

by TheLicquerMan March 12, 2010

Serial Licker

A sexy beast who continuously licks girls until they can't take it no more and explodes

Have you met J? He's such a serial licker

by Fictionalname October 7, 2017

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

dick tip licker

One who licks the tip of the penis.

She wont give a real bj. She is just a dick tip licker.

by Corvetteowen April 17, 2017

Nub Licker

Nub Licker means that someone thinks they're good at something, but are really not. See "nub"

Andy halos not that hard! stop diying, you're being a Nub Licker!

by Jack Buxmizzel December 28, 2007

fine art licker

Anyone who goes to museum and is turned on to the point where they lick the art.

When I first saw the statue of David, I could not control my primal impulse... I was compelled to become a full time fine art licker... with my tongue.

by BlueTotem December 28, 2017