Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.

"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"

by krissalamander February 20, 2025

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.

by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

Pi Clock

A normal clock in which the numerals representing the numbers 1 to 12 have been replaced by only three irrational numbers, positioned at π, 2π, and 3π.

What is the acute angle measure when the minute hand of a pi clock points exactly at 2π while the hour hand has moved past 3π—or when the time is slightly past 9:30? Answer: 97.3°.

by Fasters July 30, 2022

Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning

Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item

by Master of the Black Stache January 8, 2017

Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.

When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.

by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013