Brown Healer

shitting your pants on the golf course

Person 1 : Where did bob go?
Person 2: He just had a brown healer after that hole in one

by MontourGolf22222 February 8, 2023

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010

brown hawaii

When you take a crap so massive it grows up out of the water like the islands of Hawaii.

Dude, I just created a Brown Hawaii! Don't go into the men's room for a while!

by Dizzy G. October 8, 2013

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

abbygail brown

Abbygail brown is an amazing girl who loves to fart and play around a lot. And eats and watches TV a lot. But sometimes she get in trouble.

Abbygail brown did you fart again!!

by Eeveelution fan girl September 23, 2019

Brown Fairy

Chocolate milk with a dash of strawberry syrup and rum (vodka can be substituted in rum is not available).

My girlfriend blacked out on a 32oz Brown Fairy.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

brown hash

When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.

Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "

by evercurious February 23, 2017