Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, it is when you diarrhea, not shit, into a woman's vagina and consequently peruse it with your erect penis.
Latisha was a kinky bitch, so she asked her boyfriend to perform an Alabama Swamp Taco on her. Her boyfriend consequently left her.
by homoHunter99 June 08, 2009
A)One who sits his ass down in his car seat, with out knowing a water ballon was just popped there.
B)Also know as a the gay delievery guy across the street from me or Sir-Fag-Alot.
B)Also know as a the gay delievery guy across the street from me or Sir-Fag-Alot.
Me: Haha Sir-Fag-Alot's ass is all wet and know it looks like he pissed himself.
Sir-Fag-Alot: Yo go get your father.
My Brother: Shut the fuck up swamp ass before i smack you in your mouth.
Sir-Fag-Alot: Yo go get your father.
My Brother: Shut the fuck up swamp ass before i smack you in your mouth.
by wouldnt you like to know!?!?1 November 07, 2005
When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
by ArmyDave January 06, 2007
An almost ineffective attempt at giving somebody a Chocolate Sunrise, resulting in them rolling over on their stomachs and getting the poop all over the bed.
I tried giving Elaine a Chocolate Sunrise, but she rolled over, turning it into a full-blown Midnight Swamp Tour.
by Ragingg June 06, 2010
Known to live in the backyards of Foran High School Alumni. Deadly "creature of the bog" Territory is from Marsh Hill rd south to Gulf beach.
by WickedAle February 22, 2011
by mad&kat February 02, 2011
when a person doesn't wipe there ass good, then gets very sweaty, and the swamp runs down there leg.
I just took the biggest dump of my life! We need to practice for cross country. (10-15 minutes later) Damn! I've got the swamp ass!
by dsac 101 August 31, 2010