A Horse breeder that only will breed to incentive nominated stallions ( I. E. Pink buckle , ruby buckle , etc )
Client : Is your Stud nominated for Pink buckle or Crown Royal ????
Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️
Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️
by TopHands April 30, 2022

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped
Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?
by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB March 8, 2016

by ThatHarryBloke February 11, 2020

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.
JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.
by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
by Gator6977 August 23, 2020
