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Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself
Damn, thats a real Jason over there.
by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017
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Jason Rothenberg

Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.
Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.
by secretsourse August 29, 2017
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Jason .D. Davis jr

Jason .D. davis jr

Jason is a nice, funny, and cute, man with a split personality there are for sides.

1. devil - devil Is a women who don't care about men but instead women she can be bad wen mad and she is born in heaven and has angle wings.

2.angle - angle is born in hell he is evil, cute, and funny, and is adored by women he has devil wing to.

3. dangle - dangle is a gender changer has 1 side devil 1 side angle and is bi.

4. Jason - Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful man. and is often called JJ and is a GOD and is a cuzin of death, Jesus, and the devil him self.
Ann - hay is that Jason .D. Davis jr?
Jim - oh you mean JJ ya thats him and I herd men like him are rear.
karma - hm.
ann - karma no!
karma - karma yes.
JJ - wut going on.
by sylveonmaster December 17, 2018
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Jason

The most amazing gentleman you will ever meet. He enjoys the simple things in life. Comes from a big family so has a big heart. Family and friends mean the world to him. When he loves something he puts his everything into it, so don't get in his way. No matter how many struggles he faces he will put himself last and care for others before him. Generally, he is a people person and is great at reading people and talking to them about their problems. He would never intentionally hurt your feelings and would even go as far as to pity kissing someone to protect their feelings.

Mindblowingly handsome. A sexy brunette with a brown-green twinkly eyes. Not the tallest man in the world but the perfect body for a great cuddle. He loves a girl who will let lose and dance like nobody is watching.

He enjoys a great sense of fashion, a red jacket will blow his mind away. Brunettes are usually his type. Likes a good Charlie.
Girl: Do not get with her
*Jason* gets with her
by Flamegirl786 June 14, 2018
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Jason

An American name. Usually not loyal to Logan Paul, Only Loyal to Smosh. Usually sucks at every game except for Assasins Creed, He is always nice to his friends, He gets shy sometimes, Doesn't know how to swim. Extremely Scared of swimming pools, Uses google voice to search up stuff (most of the time), Likes to play GTA 5 but not that good at it.
by Jason Singh August 1, 2018
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Jason

A creep who 9/11ed the twin towers. He thinks he has alot of friends but this is so incorrect. He thinks his sooooo good at everything but he sucks at it. But he is making mum jokes all the time but when time comes to be serious he is serious
Jason
by Lason McDermott August 10, 2018
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Jason D

Jason Is the guy that always dates the pretty girls the girls that everyone likes and super buff at that.
by Uusushsndnd February 1, 2019
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