Sneaky Horse

1) a high schooler that voice cracks when screaming "Christ" during strenuous physical activity; could involve strain in athletic activity or straight up not giving up during sex

2) a higher schooler that has a tall and flexible wood while going to prom accompany him

Ex. 1: "Well damn he's really not gonna pull out tonight is he!?!"
"You didn't know? He's a sneaky horse!"
"What makes you say that?"
*'Sneaky Horse' voice cracks "Christ!"*
"There ya have it."

Ex. 2: "Dude, he really took a long and bendy wood with him to prom this year!"
"Yeah, what a fucking sneaky horse!"

by whokilledreidponder May 19, 2016

Horse Baloney

A family friendly word Markiplier sometimes uses for the word ‘Bullshit’

‘What a bunch of horse baloney!!’

- Markiplier

by WolfiepusGalaxy December 26, 2020

horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.

This product launch was a total horse abortion

by B R December 3, 2019

Semen Horse

the shart master he farts in your bed and sharts on your mom your mom sharts on ihm back you are the sperm lovely sperm of sperm sharting stuff on your bed i

s e m e n h o r s e semen horse

Y a y

Sore man hat

Sir men hoard

Sea moon hoove

Salamander heart

Soup mop hole

Sherlock holmes

Sheep mutt hell

Shore mint hand

Salmon house

Sigma hen

Sand mic whore

Saul goodman hope

Spin min hits

Spoiled milk hints

Skimmed mind hunts

Suck my hair

Stool month hind

Skunk mean hockey

Sold mold hold

Sun more hucks

Sleep main hedge

Stud munk heaven

Sore moose hill

Seek mom hack

Slay muffin hook

Shirt morph hooligan

Sum mum hum

Sun mun hun

Sushi mush hush

Slick med head

Shark mesh hulk

Sunday hump

Spoon much hub

Storm perm tilt

Stunned dung beetle

Ash club force

by gognel house May 21, 2023

Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017

gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour

1
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.

by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021