Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023

by Doodlebobber2881 June 12, 2021

1. a synonym for baby sauce commonly used when joking that something looks similar to semen
2 a curse used in place of "Good God!"
3 semen, jizz cum, ect.
2 a curse used in place of "Good God!"
3 semen, jizz cum, ect.
person: -trips- "SWEET BABY GRAVY!"
person: "I thought that icing looked like baby gravy for a second!"
person: "I thought that icing looked like baby gravy for a second!"
by bubbelpop2 July 30, 2016

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020

Man, I was eating out a girl while I was drunk and her tuna gravy was all over my face. I wanted to gag.
by Some girl in Ohio February 22, 2020
