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table gravy

The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.
Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016
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Gravy naval

When a man pulls out and ejaculates into the naval (belly button) of his partner.
Oh shit! You gave me a big gravy naval!
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
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milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023
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baby gravy

1. a synonym for baby sauce commonly used when joking that something looks similar to semen

2 a curse used in place of "Good God!"

3 semen, jizz cum, ect.
person: -trips- "SWEET BABY GRAVY!"

person: "I thought that icing looked like baby gravy for a second!"
by bubbelpop2 July 30, 2016
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Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
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Tuna Gravy

When a vagina has smelly discharge while performing oral sex
Man, I was eating out a girl while I was drunk and her tuna gravy was all over my face. I wanted to gag.
by Some girl in Ohio February 22, 2020
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