football food

You eat football food at a football game
by shutthefuckupfaggot February 08, 2010
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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.
The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football
by YourDeadMom27 December 16, 2019
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Billerica Football

A pack of wild animals that will beat you no matter what cause. These mother fuckers have zero tolerance for any type of loss in their whole life. Even saying the team’s name sends a shiver down anyone’s spine in fear that their team has to face another loss.
“Yo! You heard about Billerica Football?”

“Don’t mention them, they’ll creep up on your stadium and eat the whole team like it’s a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I even heard they eat Lions for breakfast”
by CoochieSlayer305 April 09, 2021
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Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.
by jimsnickery April 22, 2024
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National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.
Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!
by WorldFootballPresident June 10, 2024
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Jamaican Football

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
by Dionysus Carthage June 01, 2018
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