The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.

Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal

by I*ESN December 17, 2013

Dave Moment

When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.

You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment

by UnLogic_ June 9, 2021

Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025

dave rodriguez

Fat piece of shit.
Thats all.

Dave rodriguez is fat.

by syrone July 5, 2014

Daving

taking a selfie of yourself, usually drinking a beer, while your significant other performs a task like lawn or house work.

Him: There he goes daving again.
Them: Yeah, I'm surprised he's not murdered in his sleep for drinking while she does all the work.

by killn8r November 19, 2020

Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back

A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"

by thegrapemane February 26, 2021