The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

Dave's-javu

Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.

Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu

by BIGDOGBRUCEBEVAL June 8, 2023

Later Dave

The new “Bye Felicia”

This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.

“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”

by Th3lok June 7, 2018

Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb

Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"

by SupremeDave November 21, 2021

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022

Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.

For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it

by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017

dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 24, 2023