Crab Item

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.
Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!
by Black Workshirt March 06, 2024
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sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us April 17, 2016
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imitation crab

Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches
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by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 17, 2021
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Crab Rangoon Frenchee

When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
by Zendaia February 02, 2024
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undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020
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Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.
In want my Molard Meat Crab.
by LipinStain June 25, 2021
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crab meatballs

Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.
Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?

Crab Meatballs: Because I can.

Person: Does it have any significance?

Crab Meatballs: No.
by Crab_meatballs November 21, 2022
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