Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

Spendin Cheese

Misheard musical lyric from Jay Z's Big Pimpin. Has no meaning. See spinning cheese for correct usage.

Did you just say spendin cheese? Cause the real phrase is spinning cheese.

by T&A Construction January 17, 2012

Not'cho cheese!

The punchline of a popular, but reprehensible joke, intended to sound like "Nacho cheese!"

Alan Currie: What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Innocent bystander: I don't know, what?
Alan Currie: Not'cho cheese!

by Cliff Precarious June 30, 2011

cheese and gum

A covert way of saying "jizz and cum"

What's that on the corner of the bedsheet?

I think it's a stain from cheese and gum.

by RodRod August 16, 2010

Chutney and Cheese

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.

You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!

by lolwutnotme December 2, 2009

Smack & Cheese

The act of rubbing your nuts when they are all sweaty and then slapping someone in their face.

Bob: "*snoring*"
Wynston: "Bob is alseep let's give him some Smack & Cheese!!"
Karl: "Omfg it smells like nut queso,*slaps Bob*"
Bob: "You fuckers I was sleeping leave me alone!"

by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

cheesing out

When someone has an unusually large smile on their face for some reason, teeth shown, like a 3rd grader asked to say cheese for a school picture

Look at tommy man, cheesing out, fool defiantly got laid last night

by Mandel21 March 11, 2009