Canada's History

A depraved sexual act which includes the use of antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there.

by jwb330 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.

"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"

by Uhly February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.

2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.

3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation

1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!

2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN

3) Who cares?

by KHenning February 4, 2010

canada's history

the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.

evan performed canada's history on himself and rightfully hasnt shown his face in town since.

by kabum February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.

Dude last night me and my girlfriend performed a Canada's History. Dude thats disgusting, wtf.

by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls

last night i woke up with a punctured anus. i mustve researched canada's history with dave

by Operandus February 4, 2010

canada's history

An ungodly act requiring a living bull moose, three ski-doos, 16 meters of sinew, a couple of beaver placentas, 4 tonnes of maple syrup, 17 willing people (gender non-specific) and 1200 tim horton's doughnuts (must have holes). This act is a communal sexual celebration of Canadian culture that takes place during parliamentary prorogation so that the overlord may spawn a new generation of conservative minions. This highly secret ceremony is presided over by the great Canadian overlord Stephano P. Harperissimo (known to non-Canadians as Stephen Harper). Only one non-Canadian has ever been known to participate in this ceremony, the notorious American human-catfish named Stephen Colbert, and this was only because the great overlord Harperissimo's nonbrained minions mistook Stephen for their overlord the great Stephano. It is said that Stephen spawned a new generation of super-conservative human-fish-Canadian hybrid foot soldiers who now roam the earth spreading maple syrup, dweebiness, and conflicted views on healthcare throughout the globe.

This year there is no parliament until after the Olympics because Harper is conducting a session of "Canada's History".

by JennyKitKatKingKong February 4, 2010