fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".
That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.
by FitnessChadButtLover July 06, 2023
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fitness boobs

Small breast implants usally used by girls who are into fitness and therefore get low body fat and no boobs. Usally discreet so people cant really see if they are implants
I dont know if that girl has fitness boobs or just natural good boobs!
by bossgirl97 September 28, 2021
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cant fit in with the normies

A phrase used by drainers to assert dominance over so called "normies".
Kid 1: Yo i got with a girl tho she dont got no colored hair
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground
by 2swastika December 02, 2023
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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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Fitted

Synonymous with the term Cap meaning to lie. Originating from Desus Nice and the Kid Mero, stars of the illustrious Bodega Boys Podcast. The term fitted stems from the popularity of Fitted New Era Caps. Not to be confused with SnapBack Cap.
You put up 50 on Melo at the rucker? That’s Fitted.
by EloquentIgnorance September 22, 2020
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fitted

It's kinda like a snapback but with this one, you cant adjust the width of the cap to accomodate oversized heads.
I'm backpacking through Africa with my fitted on
by snapbacksNshades January 02, 2015
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Fitted

Referring to the head
Ole pussy ass boy you keep fuckin wit me ima send a bullet to yo fitted.
by GangstaDictionary October 23, 2020
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