U + Ur Hand

When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off

Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL

by Eric and Robin December 21, 2007

ur so gay

Greatest song by Katy Perry. It's basically about emo boys....it doesn't call them emo, but it describes a classic emo boy.

"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. You bitch and moan about LA, wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway. You don't eat meat and you drive electrical cars, you're so indie rock it's almost an art. you need SPF45 just to stay alive.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"

by tramaqueen April 9, 2009

ur mom gay

A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.

Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”

by minecraftgekyumescircumcision April 23, 2018

ur family transgender

The only insult worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. The person you say it to might die.

you so gay that ur family transgender.

by the meme behind sean March 13, 2018

Ur bad kid

A phrase saying that their so bad at Fortnite like their a bot

Ur bad kid

by Animal crossing god May 5, 2020

ur aunt pansexual

worst insult ever created it's much harder than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tanny" COMBINED AND MULTIPLIED.

It causes a rift in time and space and deletes all normie memes.

Marcell: "Ur mom gay, ur dead lesbian, ur granny tanny"
*sun destroyes mercury*
Adolf: "Don't force me to say it..."
Marcell: "lmao just do it"
Adolf: "ur aunt pansexual"
*FTSe vft46tr5z g4r5 3zgger5dgx 5rcfuzh xvdgtuzc5+

by MarcellD'avis March 12, 2018

Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*

by Fear my Contagious Gay May 11, 2018