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English Teacher

A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.

If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.
Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.

The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.
by Stalins_Yeti7777 January 29, 2022
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Substitute Teacher

the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.
by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022
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substitue teacher

we had a substitue teacher which is the worst kind of teachhers was a bitch
by dont have substitute teachers November 9, 2021
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Eastbury teachers

Eastbury teachers are the basic definition of crack heads they smoke blunts they give you 1hour detentions for absolute nothing and most of them have serious anger issues
Some random kid: “have you seen those eastbury teachers that are complete crackheads
Some other random kid: “yep that schools pretty crazy
by Lightskin girl December 1, 2019
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wids's english teacher

THAT FKING WIDS'S ENGLISH TEACHER!
by widsisweed September 22, 2021
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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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faux-righteous teacher

One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.
Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.
by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024
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