Soda Tax

Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.

Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time

by AnonymousIsI April 29, 2011

Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life

Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite

by unlined treasure June 8, 2024

Grimace Tax

a version of fanum taxxing where the person destroys the other persons food

I bought food and he fucking just grimace taxed it!!

by Zakarya9797 February 28, 2024

Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024

Fanum Tax

A tax normally used to get food from an indivusual, used when a youtuber Fanum would take peoples food, and shout out "Fanum Tax!"

"Give me that WingStop!"
"No!"
"Fanum Tax!"

by TurkishBop December 12, 2023