Skip to main content

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".
Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.
by Rob Prime June 5, 2014
mugGet the taking a grenade mug.

Taking it to go

The act of taking it in one's bottom.
He's taking it to go.

We take it to go

she took it to go.
by Squidders August 15, 2014
mugGet the Taking it to go mug.

Taking Out the Trap

The act of removing shitty trap music from your playlist and most likely your life soon after.
Guy 1: Hey man, you hear the newest from DJ Snake yet?

Guy 2: Sure did and downloaded it by accident. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking out the trap with that shit.
by SomeKindaCreep May 17, 2015
mugGet the Taking Out the Trap mug.

Tajing

When someone is depressed for no reason and leaves her/his friends because she/he thinks they don't like her/him anymore. When you walk alone and look sad at school.
Why are you Tajing?

Stop Tajing!
by wtf_idc August 5, 2016
mugGet the Tajing mug.

Tajing

When you are depressed for reason. Leaving your friends because you think hey hate you but then goes back for them because you became a loner. A person who people think is acting weird. A person who walks alone and looks bored and unhappy.
Why is she/he Tajing?

Stop Tajing!
by wtf_idc July 28, 2016
mugGet the Tajing mug.

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
mugGet the taking a schmidt mug.

taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two
Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four
by ass assassination December 22, 2016
mugGet the taking a number four mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email