Max fetish

The humping of inanimate objects for pleasure due to child restrictions on devices.

Last night he really had a max fetish when that cereal bar got dry humped for 30 mins straight

by Blaziken February 25, 2019

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Max Vega

Max Vega is the sweetest, and most perfect person ever, like everything about him, is just so perfect. His hair is so pretty, just like his eyes are. His personality is EVERYTHING, it matches his heart perfectly. His eyes are like an ocean, they're deep and extremely pretty. He never fails to make anyone smile or laugh. His smile is just so amazing, it can light up a room so fast. It's the way he cares, anything he does is just so perfect. When he smiles, laughs, or even speaks, it's just so PERFECT!! No words can describe how he will make you feel. :)

Max Vega is the most perfect person ever. <3

by not.jen.lomeli. February 21, 2022

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Max Stack

Any person who thinks that they are a god and that all should bow down to their stupidty. Also reffering to white Americans that dress up in "black people" clothing and prance around with cap guns and "40's" in brown paper bags with losers named Collin Gilmour AKA McDouche.

That kid is a mother fucking Max Stack.

by Alex Kellenberger October 27, 2003

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Max Fitzgerald

someone who is obsessed with men’s assholes. he pretends he isn’t by saying other people like them.

max fitzgerald:

max: jake you love lennex’s asshole
jake: why do you always bring it up
max: you r gay

by annefrank_ishot November 19, 2019

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Max Grant

A charming, cool man that everyone likes. His dong is so big it can barely fit in his pants. Anytime there's a party, you know Max Grant will be the life of it.

"Did you hear that Max Grant's peepee slipped out of his pants? I heard it's over 48 inches long!"

by Mr.MaccaMan November 8, 2019

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