Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stanely steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

Pittsburgh Steamer

Play on the famous term Cleveland Steamer. When the Pittsburgh Steelers let another team beat them so bad it's like the other team took a dump on their chest and rolled around in it.

The Pittsburgh Steamers let the Bill's take it to the house.

by Denver Donkey January 15, 2024

Accrington Steamer

Blind fold a woman and crap between her breasts.

Used as a chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here when the bar closes how about we go for an Accrington Steamer.

by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024

Accrington Steamer

Blind folding a woman and taking a crap between her breasts.

Chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here at the end of the night how do you fancy a good old Accrington Steamer.

by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023