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Splice

Disgusting word. Sounds weird, and is hard to pronounce to normal people. In the terms of biology, its is the joining of two pieces of DNA after introns are removed.

However, it also stands for creepiness, and being skeeved out.
1) "Ah! I can't believe DNA can actually splice! WIIIIIILD!"

2) "Ew, splice! That's such a weird word, I might shiver with spliceyness."
by lolomgzthatshilariousfkja February 12, 2007
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Banana Split

(noun): When a male is with a female, and she has banana tits, male proceeds to add chocolate and marshmallow sauces.
Evan gave Mari a banana split by shitting and ejaculating all over her banana tits.
by Joey H. August 16, 2006
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7 10 split

When three girls are walking together and the two girls on the outside are fat/chubsters with a girl thats a 6 or higher in the middle
Damn that girl in the middle looks cute
Ya but shes got the 7 10 split goin
by kirbmeister September 7, 2010
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splicer

one who used or still uses drugs as an excuse for mistakes
jen is an alright person but shes a splicer
by steven andrew c. February 8, 2008
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Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself
'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'
by Niaboc September 9, 2004
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splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008
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splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.
Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010
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