Skeet Turban

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

skeet

In the Isle of Man, to skeet means to gossip. Or just gossip. Or to have a good nose.

"What's the skeet, yesser?"
"I'm sat here having a good skeet at the passer's by"

by Declan July 5, 2003

skeet skeet

1. What Dave does in his eye
2. To ejaculate

1. Hey Dave, u skeet skeet lately? hahahaha
2. I'll skeet skeet on you bitch!

by Sadey July 21, 2008

skeet skeet

Letting one's Population paste fly in and indiscriminate manner. Typically over your hoe's Pussy Tits and face or ass.
The Term is derived from the popular redneck pastime SKEET SHOOTING/CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING The aim - shooting in the general direction of multiple targets repeatedly.

"Man she had me so worked up I slipped it and Skeet Skeeted both her titties and her bush!"

by Squidgeon December 27, 2008

Skeet

Coitus Interruptus,

The act of withdrawing the genitalia from the female's vagina and ejaculating elsewhere. Used to prevent unwanted pregnancy. It has a 20% failure rate.

Even a nigger with 24s can get skeeted on...
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....Spinnnnnnnnnnn and da rims don't stop sucka roll up get ....chopped wit mah glock!
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....Skeet skeet AH! Skeet skeet AH! Skeet skeet AH! Skeet skeet Ah

by Random Negro April 5, 2007

skeet skeet

To cum or jizz on a face of oject of the body :

skeet skeet skeet like a waterhose

by Kty August 1, 2007

skeet

A traditional Newfoundland word for a shifty or untrustworthy person, now adopted as slang among the Newfoundland youth to mean a bad kid. The ones who skip school, who get high, get stoned, smoke...whatever. At my school, most of the skeets are emo.

"Look at her, You can tell she's high. She's such a skeet."

by Krazee Kitkat October 23, 2008