A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.
Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.
Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.
Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"
Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."
Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."
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Stopped in to see Andie at Hooters today, and saw the same old sausage trough lined up drinking America's.
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Get the Sausage Grease mug.A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.
"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.
"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."
"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."
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Get the Sequin Sausage mug.When your and your buddies all perform the helicopter in a circle around a consenting other. If done properly with enough force, subject should lift off like a cow in a tornado
Last night me and the boys tried to give Kathy the ol sausage tornado but the aerodynamics were off and we couldn’t lift her up.
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Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!
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