The Club Sandwich

When a man put his sausage between a woman's roast beef curtains and her buns, and then leaves a nice squirt of ranch dressing or mayo for the girl.

The bitch was hungry, so I gave that ho a club sandwich!

by KLINESKI96 May 5, 2005

Sperm Sandwich

when your balls get crushed between your thighs

Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!

Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!

by PikeJew December 24, 2010

ass sandwich

Your head accidentaly/on purpose gets put between two asses

"So here I am, getting dressed at the gym when two fat senior citzens get out of the sauna and make me the meat to their ass sandwich."

by asswip'e September 24, 2007

Balogna Sandwich

The completely shaved genitalia of a female in which her bald labia majora (big lips) frames or "sandwiches" the enlarged or swollen labia minora or inside lips, which are pink, making it look like a balogna sandwich

Oh my God, did you see the balogna sandwich on that old stripper?

or

She needs to grow her pubic hair back!! That is one nasty balogna sandwich

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

formaldehyde sandwiches

smoking marijuana or tobacco cigarettes that have been pre-dipped in embalming fluid for added psychadelic perposes.

It smells like death in there because eveyone is eating formaldehyde sandwiches.

by West Orlando February 11, 2004

Cheese Sandwich

The phrase cheese sandwich refers to being stuck between two cars when driving on a multi-laned road. The two outer cars attempt to deny the middle drivers ability to pull off the road or to get away.

1) You have just been cheese sandwiched!

2) Cheese sandwhich him so he can't get away!

by Doyuppi September 12, 2009

spaghetti sandwich

A sandwich comprised of white bread, tomato sauce, and a large conglomeration of old spaghetti. When made, it is mandatory to yell out Spaghetti SANDWICH!!!!

*Warning* - May result in balltap.

Whatcha' eatin?
Just a Spaghetti SANDWICH!!

by Fonis April 24, 2005