Sad Poggers champer

When something extreamly sad and unexpected happens.

oh your dad died, now that's a sad poggers champers.

by NotJoachim October 17, 2020

Sad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when you parry the bringer of the laws third heavy attack

*clang* *sniffles* sad mortem inimicus you parried my third heavy

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

Sad cracka hours

The time of day where feelings of sadness and loneliness are common. Usually occurs between 2 and 4 am. The white people version of sad nigga hours.

Friend one: it’s sad cracka hours.
Friend two: why?
Friend one: she won’t suck my cock.

by Bob menerys biggest fan February 17, 2019

sad dad dinner

When your divorced dad doesn’t know how to cook and doesn’t have enough money to buy food. There’s hungry man, banquet and then sad dad dinner. Usually accompanied with crying in a very manly way.

Ex Wife: I’m so glad we’re divorced.

Ex Husband: I’m not. All I eat is sad dad dinners and cry about everything that has went wrong in my life.

by FatCatsAndKitKats April 9, 2022

Sad Arsenal fan

Big sad losers who decided to take the piss out of thier friends when arsenal wins a game but Arsenals done fuck all in the past

Oh look it’s jaden the sad arsenal fan

by Autistic melt March 10, 2019

Tumblr Sad™

Tumblr sad™ are usually people who fake being sad due to the "aesthetic" of it. Most of these people are "surprisingly" found on Tumblr.

"That app is just full of Tumblr Sad™ fags"

by Hate-Sex-Is-Best-Sex March 11, 2018

Sad like The Spine

Sad like The Spine is a phrase to describe someone who is depressed over their intense sexual frustrations.

Rabbit: I'm horny and ashamed.

Hatchworth: Then you're sad like The spine.

The Spine: *sobbing in the other room while masturbating and watching porn*

The porn: AaaAh ffuck me harder!!

The Spine: I love you too ah...*sobbing and ejaculates*

by David Michael Bennett March 17, 2019