Good Catch, Tight Snatch

A respectable woman with a career, morals, manners and a fanny that grips like a vice.

I'm from an area where the women have four kids and they're all to 4 different fathers. All on benefits and their diet consits of McDonald's, Greggs or a blow job in a car park and its pointless shagging her because she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab.6
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch

by BuckT February 22, 2022

Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014

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is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Wig Snatching

the process of stealing one's wig as an attempt to embarrass or provoke them

"Geo! I swear to go I'm going to snatch your wig!" she said, pointing angrily at the curly brown haired guy.
"It's not a wig!" he insisted.

"How many times have I told you to not go around wig snatching Arie!" a teacher yelled

by Arie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 2, 2023

Ratch Snatch

The Ratch Snatch is whenever you go down on a female and come across some beat up poon, almost resembling roast beef.

Ey, you hit that dawg? Nah, I was about to, then I saw that Ratch Snatch.

by The Manlett October 6, 2015

Snatch maggot

A woman who tries to take another woman's man . A home wrecking whore. She is so gross , its assumed her twat has maggots!

That snatch maggot will FUCK your man if she can!

by Trailer barbie April 21, 2019

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023